Ed, Michael Vick, star quarterback, means money to the already-enriched owners of the Atlanta Falcons. He will be fined and the Atlanta Falcons will pay the fine. He will be put on probation when he promises to go on rehab to relieve him of the urge to kill dogs. He will move his dog-fighting operations to a more clandestine location. These are my predictions.

Jimmy the Geek

I doubt he'll even get probation, but I note your predictions.

— Ed. Note