Ed, about your “City Parking Woes” reply and your suggestion that the parents wear bathing suits to the Y, you obviously don’t know that the Y’s pool has not been in working order for the past 10 or 15 years. Who knew?

Pool clue

How can that be? Why it was just... Ummmmm... like... about Feb. 30, 1957, when my mom’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s cousin’s mother-in-law went over there for a swim. How can this be? I want answers! But I’d really like to see these moms in their bikinis. Maybe we could start putting local moms on Page Six? Whaddaya think? And for the caller above, I suggest you just pretend that you don‘t know about the pool situation. Act coy about it all. Guys think that's cute.

— Ed. Note