Ed, why are our soldiers out there sleeping in tents and eating C-rations when prisoners are sitting in air-conditioned cells watching cable TV? Things have got to change around here. Let‘s start treating prisoners like the scum that they are.

Dick Tater

First, let me straighten you out about something: Soldiers don't eat C-rats anymore, they eat MREs (Meal, Ready to Eat). And I hate to point it out to you, but dog faces have been sleeping in tents in the desert, jungle, woods, snow, ice, rain, etc. since the beginning of time. It's their badge of honor, don't you dare try to take it away from them.

— Ed. Note