Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Holy mackerel!

Coming over the bridge from Pennsylvania, I spotted a brand new sign welcoming people to New Jersey. Gee, I thought you’d want to conceal that from the rest of the nation.
Who says you can't go home?
You haven’t been here long, have you? You can’t hide New Jersey from anybody as long as north Jersey continues to smell the way it does. Don’t you ever drive the turnpike?
— Ed. Note

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Speaking of signs, my husband and I are disabled senior citizens who are housebound so we have been getting our cigaretts on line. We just got a letter from the taxation department to pay taxes for those cigaretts. We paid it but we want to say that we hope all the politicians who even touch that money choke on it.

And speaking of bridges, my daughter lives 15 minutes away from delaware. There is a 3 dollar charge at the toll booth. We couldn't figure out if the 3 dollars was to get out of new jersey or to get into delaware.

We finally realized that because there was no charge to get out of delaware that it was delaware charging jersey junk to get into there state and they didn't charge to get out because they couldn't get rid of us fast enough.

So now my daughter buys our cigaretts for us in Delaware. Cheaper prices and tax free.

August 29, 2007 5:04 AM 
Anonymous RJ Reynold said...

So, we are supposed to feel bad for you because 1) you are cheating the tax system and thereby placing a higher burden on responsible citizens and 2) because you will likely develop some disease from your smoking that will cause my hard earned taxes to go up to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars in your medical bill? You make me sick. Move to Russia you commie or just pay taxes like the rest of us. A wise man once said "Just be happy you don't get all the government you pay for..."

September 4, 2007 6:45 AM 

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