Ed, it’s so obvious that the picture of the swastika on your front page is fake. It’s just a dish cloth that someone cut into the shape of a swastika with a sharp knife or scissors. You can see the edges of the dish cloth and it’s just been laid out on someone’s lawn. That’s where you can see the green. Everyone knows corn is green, not pink! Who are you trying to kid with this picture, it’s so phony! My God, you can see the edges of the rag at the lower left-hand corner of the picture. I’m surprised you were duped. This is stupid.

Know-it-all

Great detective work! We are so stupid; you are so smart. Actually, genius, that photo was taken by a television news helicopter. So unless Action News is into staging dishtowels-that-look-like-corn photos, you might want to reel in the rightous sarcasm.—Ed. Note