Hi, Ed, I’m calling about the Michele Lorie cheesecake. You can get a very good cheesecake, if not better, at the Amish bakery in the Columbus market. They’re open every day except Sundays. You’ll find it’s the best cheesecake you’ve ever had.

Cheesecake fibber

Now I know you’re lying. Amish cheesecakes in the Columbus market? Yeah, right. So they drive their little horse and buggy all the way from Leola loaded with yummy cheesecakes just to sell them at the Columbus market? Do you know how far Leola is from here? Two hours by car. Must be two weeks by horse and carriage. But hey, nice try, fibber.

— Ed. Note