Yeah, I was just wondering, when you have seven state troopers that are accused of raping a girl, usually they put the guys’ names in the paper and everything else, but they don’t put the woman’s name in. What do these troopers do, wear skirts or what? They have their separate blue curtain. It’s done differently for them. The state police would put his name in if he weren’t a trooper. I think it’s pretty stupid. So they better start wearing skirts on the job, too.

Trooper Scooper

A blue curtain could be sewn into a nice skirt. Remember “The Sound of Music”?—Ed. Note