Ed, I see they’re talking about saving the ducks out on the island. What about all the people whose houses were torn up out there? They want the buyout; give us the buyout and do what you want to save they ducks. When is the buyout coming? Let the ducks go — they can make it in the water!

Duck Hunter

You can have your buyout if you learn to do that waddle-waddle quack-quack dance from the ’80s McDonald’s commercial.—Ed. Note