Ed, I work in Hamilton and I’ve been pulled over by the cops many times for stupid things like seat belt violations. I was looking out the window the other day and saw a woman go right through a red light. The cops pulled her over and got license and registration paperwork. The woman, really a girl and kinda cute, had her head in her hands crying. Next thing I know they gave her paperwork back but no ticket. What’s going on? What’s up with that? Just because she’s a girl and she cried they let her go. Why are the Hamilton cops so sexist? Is that what my taxes are going for.

Ticketed

The cute-girls-don’t-get-tickets thing is hardly specific to Hamilton. Happens every day the world over. And the tears — that just seals the deal. Did you notice if the cop got her number?—Ed. Note