Ed, this is in regard to the new tennis coach at Trenton Catholic Academy. I want him to know that the school is not an inner city school, it is located in Hamilton, N.J. We have kids from all over the state of New Jersey who attend. But the academy is not located in the inner city. Maybe you need to take a geography lesson before you come on into our school and coach our kids.

Geographer

Note to administrators: Immediately brief this coach on snobbery and elitism before he further embarrasses your academy.—Ed. Note