Quakertown clothes are missing
Check out this story about a Quakertown dry cleaner that vanished from the community without a trace...and with many of its clients clothes. Enjoy!
Photo Credit: Kevin Rosseel, MorgueFile
posted by BerksMont News at
4:01 PM
8 Comments:
If I had a nickel for every time my trousers went missing, I'd have a quarter. Which is exactly how much it usually cost me to call my lawyer whenever I'm picked up for indecent exposure.
First, we get a picture of a 100-million year old dookie... now it's a picture of two pieces of clothing thrown on the ground. Who's 3-year old is taking these dull pictures... I've seen more life in morgues than these shots.
Interesting story. I have to agree about the picture though. At least they left out the brown stained underwear.
Man all this time I thought Calgon was the ancient Chinese secret, turns out it was really theft!
Come to think of it, isn't this how the Chi-Coms got all our nuclear secrets as well?
Looks like Calgon took that business away alright... right over the county line.
Grand sakes alive! I was just telling my girlfriends this week at bridge that these fly-by-night foreigners can't be trusted. I remember a simpler time. When a woman would walk past a gentleman and he would tip his hat and say "Ma'am" with all the kindness and respect a lady deserves.
That's why I do my own washings at home on a scrubing board with some lye. Dry cleaning isn't a good clean, I say. How can you remove a pot roast stain with a chemical?
I'll drink to that Agnes! Sometimes you just don't know where these people have put their hands! Who wants that touching your clothes?
This picture looks like what I found beneath the bleachers over at Allen High School. All that's missing is a dozen half-empty bottles of Coors, five used condom and a message scrawled in the dirt that says "Help Me!"
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