Ed, I’m a concerned citizen calling about the parking problem on East Hanover Street, the 200 block, where the Daylight-Twilight project construction workers are taking our residential parking spaces. Someone needs to look into this.

Parking spotter

I addressed this already, but I’ll take another stab at it. Reach into that lovely swimsuit drawer in your dresser. Put that sultry bikini on. Now drive over to the Y for a swim. The construction guys will gladly give you a space to park. I suggest you get your phone number pre-printed on a few cards, or learn to respond properly to catcalls. Good luck,

— Ed. Note