Ed, you’re wrong about the dress code. It does work. Some kids have more money than others, and if they weren’t rushing to keep up with the other kids and worrying about their clothes, they could possibly learn more. They would be concentrating more on their school work than on their wardrobes. Put them all in the same clothes and then there’s no competition. They’ll have to sit and learn something for a change. Too bad, but you are wrong. Think about it for a little bit.

Whipper snapper

You dare to tell the all-powerful, all-knowing, omnipotent Ed. Note that he is wrong? How dare you! You have no idea who you are messing with here buster. Now take it back. I’m warning you, take it back right now or else.

— Ed. Note