Ed, If anyone wants great cheesecakes, go to Junior’s Restaurant on Flatbush Avenue and Fulton Street in Brooklyn. They send cheesecakes all over the world, and they come to Trenton and Princeton, where I live (I am originally from Brooklyn, can’t you tell?).

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Come on! Do you really expect people to believe that some guy named Junior is making a good cheesecake? Really? Not happening, pal. Junior fixes your car. Junior is the name of your plumber. Heck, Junior could even be your fishing guide on the Bayou, but ain’t no Junior making an edible cheesecake. Puh-leeze.

— Ed. Note