Hello, Ed, I’m calling about the cheesecakes. It’s really called the “New York” cheesecake, and you can get it at Sam’s.

Bone Appatight

And, don’t tell me, you favorite restaurant is the one you can find in nearly any strip mall across the country, right? I don’t think anybody will be looking upon your advise too seriously. Sam’s Club! Give me a break! These people are looking for real cheesecake, not processed foods.

— Ed. Note