Ed, I was on South Broad Street at the Broad Street Diner on Sept. 11, and I’d like to thank the couple who sat next to us and paid a portion of our bill.

Grateful

Hey! Where’s my free meal? Nobody’s picking up my tab at the diner. Are you hot? Are you some hottie who can make a guy want to pay for your dinner right in front of his own wife just because you are so hot? You are hot, aren’t you? I knew it! I’d pick-up your tab too, hottie.

— Ed. Note