Hi, Ed, So, the Trenton City Council is enforcing the residency requirement on Police Director Joe Santiago! Now a court battle at taxpayers’ expense will be realized by all. Here’s a suggestion: buy Santiago a F.E.M.A. trailer from Hurricane Katrina, park it in police headquarters’ parking lot and hook it up to the electricity. Then City Council can go there every night and tuck Joe in bed to make sure he’s residing in Trenton. How’s that?

Sweet Dreams

Santiago’s trailer can double as the Nap Wagon for Capt. Sleepy. —Ed. Note