Week one in the NFL sure raised some eyebrows. Nationwide suicide pools shook off losers in bunches. Like rotten grapes. If New England had gone down, suicide pools would be close to a winner. Losses to San Diego and Indy cost many a ‘wise' suicide dreamer. Gotta love all the drama! It’s just getting started! FFB is America’s best pure reality game. Patriots QB Tom Brady’s misfortune will go down as the worst FFB injury ever in week #1...POOF! 50 TDS with only 8 interceptions, gone in the first week. What will this second week bring? Hurricane Ike, sadly, will impact so many games, and too many lives. I have red thunderstorm warnings next to my whole lineup. Here is a look this week around the NFL.
Chicago at. Carolina…The Bears D laid the wood on Indy’s Joseph Addai last week, knocking him down to third tier RB status. That trend will not serve Carolina’s running back by committee well. Bears rookie Matt Forte looked like Cedric Benson’s worst nightmare. Forte is legit! Carolina gave up 2 passing TD‘s to San Diego‘s Philip Rivers last week, their fourth straight game surrendering at least two through the air. That could bring QB Kyle Orton into play if you’re desperate for a QB. And some of you are. Carolina’s QB Jake Delhomme will keep shaking off the cobwebs, especially when WR Steve Smith returns next week. He will continue to justify your selection of him. Panthers TE Dante Rosario outplayed his counterpart Antonio Gates with 7 catches for 96 yards and the game-winning TD. That’s a TE worth acquiring, but he’s questionable this week. Outside of the defenses and Matt Forte, there’s not much FFB value here. But, Carolina’s WR Muhsin Muhammed could have one huge game before Steve Smith returns. He’d like some revenge against the Bears.
Tennessee at Cincy…...Those of you who picked QB Carson Palmer as a top five QB, please form a well-behaved double line for some FFB therapy. Palmer had a dismal 35. game one passer rating, plus an interception. It could actually get worse this week. Vince Young got the headlines, but did anyone notice the Titans defense last Sunday? How about 7 sacks, 2 INT’s and a fumble recovery vs. a good Jaguars team. Will any other team hold RB’s Fred Taylor, Maurice Jones-Drew, and QB David Garrard to a combined 33 yards on the ground.? The Jags had the second best rushing offense in the league last year! That breaks down to 8.25 yards per quarter! I didn’t draft any Bengals. The stench of their pre-season was overwhelming. But, I smiled inside when they were taken off the board early. The Bengals offense, once a darling of FFB, now face a defense more formidable than last week’s Ravens. Forget about them! There’s been enough chatter about Titans QB Vince Young, so I won’t beat a dead QB, except to make one comment. Have we finally come to a place in this gadget age, that if you go out without your cell phone, it’s considered abnormal behavior?. It warrants the police? Pick up QB Kerry Collins off the waiver wire if you are thin at that position. TE Bo Scaife was more of a Vince Young favorite target, 6 catches for 105 last week. And WR Matt Jones, separated from his white powder, is now actually getting some separation in the field. I guess he wants a better appearance in court. Titans rookie RB Chris Johnson rewarded his mid-draft faithful with a sign of things to come. A solid 15 carries, 93 yards and a TD. He suffered some cramping late in the game, but should be eager to go against the Bungles.
Green Bay at Detroit…..Detroit will be much like the Bengals in wins and losses, but they do have FFB impact. Lions QB Jon Kitna always pads his passing stats in second half comeback efforts. He has built a career out of just that. And he has the WR’s to accomplish it in Calvin Johnson and Roy Williams. Routinely, the Lions must abandon the rushing game early on. Different year, different week, same pattern. Lions and Bengals are similar breeds. Packers QB Aaron Rogers looked solid enough Monday Night. He should carve up the Lions here. RB Ryan Grant is struggling with his wheels, so that doesn’t bode well for his faithful again this week. But,then again, Atlanta’s Michael Turner laid out the Lionesses for 220 yards on 20 carries, with 2 TD’s. Most of that in the first quarter last week. Packers WR Greg Jennings scored twice vs. the Lions last year. Start him here.
Buffalo at Jacksonville…...Intriguing match-up here. The Jags got stuffed by Tennessee week one. And the Bills took Seattle’s game away early in their skirmish . RB Marshawn Lynch is always in play. He’ll have a better game here. The feeling here is that Trent Edwards will continue to progress as well. WR Lee Evans stretched the field solidly in week one. TE Robert Royal isn’t Eddie Royal, but he’s not a bad pick up...6 catches, 52 yards and a TD. He also had a solid pre-season. Buffalo’s defense won’t hurt you either. Jags QB David Garrard was sacked 7 times last week. The Bills laid 5 sacks on Seattle. I see a low scoring affair here.
Oakland at Kansas City…...The Raider nation's new era begins! QB JaMarcus Russell and RB Darren McFadden made their debut Monday Night. It wasn’t real pretty. Denver handed Oakland their helmets until the Broncos called off the dogs late in that game. Raider nation is a dismal 19-62 since 2004. McFadden was picked first among rookie RB’s in our draft, but he didn’t reward his owners like some lower-drafted rookies did. I looked for more speed to the outside. JaMarcus Russell got tougher as the game progressed, Can Chief’s RB Larry Johnson ever regain that magic he had before 2007? He’s a weekly start, and should find the end zone for his eighth straight game against the Raiders. Outside of Tony Gonzalez and Larry Johnson, a lot of benchwarmers here.
Indianapolis at Minnesota…...Colts QB Peyton Manning shook off some serious rust in the second half Sunday Night, but he couldn’t shake off the Bears. Can you say (0-2) boys and girls? Despite Manning’s overall FFB good performance, it sure looked laborious. Colts TE Dallas Clark went out and may not return this week. RB Joseph Addai got his bell rung. And, now they face Minnesota’s vaunted rush defense on the road. Did anyone notice that the Colts picked up RB Justin Forsett from the waiver wire? He was released by Oakland after a terrific pre-season. Keep him on your radar screen. Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne are starts this week, obviously. On the Vikings side, their offense looked sluggish vs. New England. It should be better with home cooking, but RB Adrian Peterson is really the only FFB play.
New York Giants at St. Louis….Glance upward to my Bengals assessment, then copy and paste. Bench all Rams, including the coach. RB Steven Jackson the only exception. The Giants will load the box and force Bulger to pass. To who? Torry Holt only had one catch vs. the Eagles. Look for a heavy dose of Giants RB Brandon Jacobs and WR Plaxico Burress. Burress should add a TD or two to his exemplary receiving numbers week one. The Rams surrendered 412 yards to the Eagles last week.
New Orleans at Washington…....Drew Brees must find a new WR to replace Marques Colston’s 4- 6 week hiatus. That is a tough assignment. WR Robert Meacham, who was benched by a coach’s decision should get that nod. Brees has a way of making any WR look good. I hope so because I have Meacham on my FFB squad. RB Reggie Bush was great! I got that wrong week one. But RB Pierre Thomas stole a nice mix of plays. Deuce McCallister participated fully in practice this week, so Pierre might peter out. TE Jeremy Shockey was fully involved with 6 catches for 54 yards. Brees is serving notice that he’ll go to the top of this year’s QB class. He went very early in our draft, and rewarded his proud owner with a much better debut than in 2007. The Redskins laid an egg vs. the Giants last week, spoiling the debut of coach Jim Zorn. I’m not sure Zorn ever had a day like QB Jesse Campbell in his entire Seahawk career. RB Clinton Portis needs a better game, but might lose some carries in the second half. WR Antwaan Randle El might be worth a waiver flyer. He chipped in with 7 catches and 73 yards . Washington should be airing it out after half time. Seven Saints are out for the game, though.
San Francisco at Seattle…….WANTED: fast, dependable pass receivers…must be able to elude defenders, matriculate down the field and catch a football. Iron skillet hands need not apply. Please submit your application to the Seattle Seahawks and the San Francisco 49’ers front offices. Seattle has virtually no FFB value soon. They have no receivers, which means a dramatic drop-off for QB Matt Hasselbeck. Hasselbeck was hassled all last week by the Bills, sacked 5 times. Julius Jones should do better this week, as Maurice Morris is out.. Seattle’s number one option WR Courtney Taylor last week, was targeted 9 times, dropping 2 passes and catching only two. Ditto for the 49’ers. Only Frisco’s RB Frank Gore can chew up some FFB points in this contest.
Atlanta at Tampa Bay….The new look Falcons busted out of the gate like a playoff team, under their new head coach. But, then again, it was the Detroit Lions. RB Michael ’The Burner” Turner rewarded Falcons brass faith in him by having a record all-time franchise game. I was a beneficiary of that, having grabbed Turner in the fourth round. He could be a treat all year for those who didn’t dismiss the Falcons at the draft . Turner has now averaged almost 10 yards per carry throughout the preseason and opening day. He’ll be a factor here as well. Even RB Jerious Norwood had some fun vs. the Lions silly ’D’. QB Matt Ryan looked like a seasoned pro. With that probable running attack, the Falcons WR’s should find some space as the year unfolds. But, Atlanta’s WR Roddy White has never scored a TD in 6 games vs. Tampa Bay. He’s an unwise play. Yet, if Drew Brees could lay 343 yards on Tampa Bay’s secondary, anything is possible for the talented Matt Ryan. The mood is upbeat in Atlanta, to say the least. Bucs QB Brian Griese gets the nod for the injured Jeff Garcia. RB Earnest Graham is always a steady FFB fit, but Warrick Dunn stole some carries from Graham last week. Will it be WR Joey Galloway or Antonio Bryant at the end of Griese’s passes?
Miami at Arizona...Will Hurricane Ike get to Arizona? NAH! Miami will bring the Florida sun and TE Anthony Fasano. Undrafted in our league, Fasano was QB Chad Pennington’s favorite target last week, catching 8 balls for 84 yards and a TD. Antonio Gates -like numbers. Pennington’s arm can actually reach a tight end. Arizona’s defense limited San Francisco last week to 13 points. The Dolphins are in trouble here. Cardinal QB Kurt Warner managed a steady opening game, handing off 26 times to RB Edgerrin James. Warner has averaged 315 yds/ game in his last 5 home starts. Looks like bright skies ahead for WR’s Larry Fitzgerald and Anquan Boldin. Miami’s RB’s Ricky Williams and Ronnie Brown combined for 46 yards rushing vs. the Jets last week. Pennington will have to air it out more in this one. Not much to recommend on Miami’s side other than a repeat by Fasano.
San Diego at Denver…... Second-round draft pick WR Eddie Royal’s spectacular debut on Monday Night was as historical as Denver’s Convention. Is he Eagles WR DeSean Jackson’s twin brother separated at birth? He was unstoppable. Nine catches for 146 yards and a TD. The Broncos needed no running game. Both QB’s Jay Cutler and Philip Rivers will be solid FFB plays in this game. They both have great weapons and good protection. Rivers finds WR’s Chris Chambers and Vincent Jackson in a balanced attack. Ladanian Tomlinson has returned to earth, though. His TD’s dropped significantly in 2007. He didn’t score week one. LT may no longer be the best FFB back in the NFL, and there are real concerns with his sprained right toe. FFB owners can no longer just ‘set it and forget it’ with LT. RB Jacob Hester might get some carries Sunday. TE Antonio Gates always rewards his owners , but he hurt his hip along with the chronic bad toe.
New England at NY Jets…..The 2008 Matt Cassel era begins for the Patriots. FFB message boards were flooded with barbs directed to Tom Brady owners. This will impact all of the FFB . Cassel only threw one pass to Moss, and that wasn’t caught. Wesley Welker had 5 throws from Cassel. Is it time to trade Randy Moss? The feeling here will be an increased emphasis on the Patriot ground game. Laurence Maroney will see more touches, as will Sammy Morris. The Patriots had solid balance last year, but Brady’s success through the air diminished much need for a running game. Look for that to change in a hurry. Cassel was just picked up in our league, but he’ll have a tall order to fill vs. the Jets. WR Randy Moss is nicked, as is the Patriot psyche. Jets QB Brett Favre, Jerricho Cotchery, and Thomas Jones will have decent games, but nothing spectacular vs. the Pats Defense.
Pittsburgh at Cleveland…..RB Jamal Lewis struggled last week with the Cowboys and his hamstring. He only managed 35 yards vs. the Steelers last year, so bench him again. WR Donte’ Stallworth just eyeballs his legs and they cramp up. He hasn’t been a factor since 2005. Pittsburgh’s defense will be the hero here. They looked locked and loaded on opening day. Ben Roethlisberger is dinged up, but RB Willie Parker is there to soothe all of that. He rewarded his owners last week with his best FFB game ever with 3TD’s. That’s a full TD more than he managed ALL last year. The Steelers defense will bring the wood like Dallas did last week. They are tougher than a Waffle House pork chop. TE Kellon Winslow is a no-brainer. Braylon Edwards is too talented to lay consecutive eggs. Big WR Andre Johnson caught 10 balls vs. Pittsburgh, so Edwards will have a chance. . WR Hines Ward surprised last week, burning Santonio Holmes owners. It should be good for both of them Sunday night in Cleveland.
Eagles at Dallas, Monday Night…...Are you ready for some football? Wow! Dallas is a touchdown favorite in this great match-up. The Eagles picked apart lowly St. Louis last week The first time since Tommy McDonald, Pete Retzlaff, and Timmy Brown that three Eagles WR’s had over 100 yards. That lightening can’t strike twice, but Donovan McNabb looks happy and primed to give it a shot. Rookie WR DeSean Jackson is the key. His rapid rise to prominence will continue. Dallas is too talented All key skill positions should be in play here. But, I can see a couple of picks for Tony Romo. And what if Jessica Simpson shows up? She’s already on record as stating her beau will “ kick the Eagles asses”. The Eagles defense might not get to Romo, but the secondary will. Not many surprises in this rivalry. Start all your studs! Brian Westbrook, of course. Hank Baskett went real early off our waiver wire this week. Could that owner have been a ‘homer’?
Baltimore at Houston…..I won’t say ’Houston, we have a problem’. But, we do. What will be of Houston and Texas ? This game is postponed until Nov. 9th. I don’t even want to comment any further. FFB battles take a real back seat to these devastating battles with Mother Nature..