Hey, Ed, I’m read that only one main storm hit the U.S. this year, and it was a minor storm at that. So, no major hurricanes. I’m glad to see these three-minute showers I’ve been taking are now paying off. God bless you, Al Gore.

Zestfully Clean

Those are Nobel Prize-winning showers you’re taking. Now go put some masking-tape X’s on your windows. Next hurricane season’s gonna be a doozy!—Ed. Note